January 2009
121 posts
Why is itunes randomly choosing such shitty music today?? I didn’t know I had that stuff…………
missmlady:
disillusionedculture:
Mmmm. I love cocoa puffs, and coco’s puffs.
Wait! Huh? lol
i thought you would like that, glad i didn’t have to explain it….
Oklahoma is awesome today. I love going home...
yoalijo:
Theyre freaking out even more. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE OMG ICE we have ridic ice storms every year. drive slow, youre not gonna fucking die.
Oklahoma sucks
conundrums:
Fwd: From: Moses Sent: Jan 26 1:00PM Msg: I’ve seen more cars flipped over today than the huge ice storms we’ve had.
I am not quite sure why I subject myself to the...
herheadhurts:
It feels like it’s twenty degrees outside.
Oklahoma sucks
yoalijo:
So, Oklahoma is being covered in ice. Everyone at work is being stupid and freaking out and I just want to go home and sew creatures.
Mmmm. I love cocoa puffs, and coco’s puffs.
Q: What is christianity?
A: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple of a magical tree in a wonderland.
Today is the day that today is. Tommorrow is the day that yesterday wasn’t. Tuesday was Friday, but previously stated. If Saturday is to Monday as Tuesday is to Friday, then what does this all mean????
HOW SWEET!!!! I just got told if I lost 15lbs, I would be hot!!!!! I Love Secretaries!!!
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO AND WATCH CASABLANCA IF YOU HAVEN”T SEEN IT!!!!!
I just teared up at the end of “the express”!!!
Fuck Arizona!!
Let’s go eagles!!!!
Curtis for the eagles looks funny!!!!
Why does the gym hurt, but feel so good!!!!
I just watched Slumdog Millionaire. Go see it. Now. Run. If not download a bootlegged copy and watch it. Its awesome. Even Jack Bauer cried watching it.
Who the fuck died and made you king koopa???!!!
I actually have too many marshmallows in my cocoa this morning. Didn’t think that was possible. Wont pour out of the coffee cup!!!!!
I saw Lawrence Fishburne on CSI tonight. I kept thinking of Cowboy Curtis…
16+ Fun Facts About Me
1. I’m a momma’s boy. But could kick your ass in a bar fight any day…..and your moms. 2. I have a weird sometimes illogical sense of humor. It’s usually based on past experiences and the fact that most people are retarded until proven otherwise. 3. I’m not very PC. I call it as I see it. So blow me. 4. I’m an optimistic narcissist. 5. I would take a bullet for a...
thursday is a cock tease for friday
fernwehrunaway:
disillusionedculture:
I just realized that I am a ninja.
i don’t believe you. what evidence do you have of this?
well if there was evidence of my ninjary, then i wouldn’t be that good of a ninja…..
I have just denounced American Idol.
I just realized that I am a ninja.
When you are ready to see the sales office, it will present itself!!!! -dwight
